suckstache

Like a milk mustache, but with bodily fluids. The boy or girl can attain one of these.

Cassie: Aw, baby, that was amazing. Oh wait, you still have something on your lip.
Max: Oh, I have a suckstache?

suckstache by Levar B. August 19, 2006

Suckhawks 

Derogatory name for the Seattle Seahawks football club. The Suckhawks are located in a city where it rains all the time and is famous for geeks like Bill gates and Fraiser. The Seahawk...excuse me...Suckhawks are are best known for mediocrity ; an overated coach(now departed), and turning great players into mediocre ones and a monumental collapse in Superbowl 40

Bill: Hey Dave, I got Suckhawks seasons tickets at a yard sale!
Dave: Really, how much?
Bill: Nuttin, I traded for my first season A Team DVDs.
Dave: Boy you got screwed.

Suckhawks by gfeet June 23, 2009

emo sucks

"Emo sucks" is a popular slogan spoken among the largly popular and happy, Un-emo, white, teen population. It was created as a response to the Emo counterculture that plagues the suburbs of the united states.

Hey emo kid, if you kill yourself now you might get a full page in the yearbook, EMO SUCKS!

emo sucks by Captain Aggro August 30, 2008

national dick sucking day 

on april 12th kendal crist and paige daugherty can suck as much dick as they can until the clock hits midnight. suck me dry girls!

paige: omg i sucked 7 dicks!

kendal: bro i sucked 12 tf but it’s okay cause it’s national dick sucking day!

national dick sucking day by lilly bunch April 11, 2019

suckerpunch 

When someone punches you and you didn't evan know you were fighting

"Hey, whats that over there?"
"Where? OW!" Suckerpunch.

suckerpunch by Tarzan's much more attractive cousin May 30, 2006

Sucking Face 

Kissing with a whole bunch of tongue and slobber. Not usually a good thing to do in a public pool.

Kid at pool 1: What are they doing?
Kid at pool 2: THEY'RE SUCKING FACE!

Face Suckers:Fuck Off!

Kid at pool 3: *splashes face suckers* GET A ROOM!

Face Suckers: *swim off annoyed*

Sucking Face by Captain Pete June 8, 2004

pretentious cock sucker 

individual who may or may not suck cocks, however, one who thinks he is God's gift to mankind, the opposite sex (or sex of attraction) and who believes his thoughts and actions are superior to everyone else's regardless of another's level of experience or expertise.

Jim just infuriates me. He is such a pretentious cock sucker know it all.

pretentious cock sucker by Punk Ass Nigga October 4, 2006