National Slap Lincoln Day

May 4th is National Slap Lincoln Day! Find a Lincoln and slap him!

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about national slap lincoln day?

Guy 2: Oh yeah! I think there's a Lincoln in my math class

Both guys: let's get em.

by Ava_The_Cado March 11, 2020

Slap Animal Name 2020

If someone has the nickname of an animal, this is the year you slap 'em without permission poll

Slap Animal Name 2020

by ThatMooseyyMan January 29, 2020

The actual slap ass day

August 30th Slap ass day is a celebration of slapping someone’s ass

The actual Slap ass day is upon us so be carful.

by BD Donatello August 29, 2019

National Titty Slap Day

On April 15 is National Titty Slap Day. You have to slap as many titties as you can.

“Oh my god, today’s National Titty Slap Day! How many titties do you think you’re going to slap?”

by Caleb Whitzman April 12, 2019

Double Slap Ass Month

The whole month of November 2019 is just like slap ass month but two hands must be used to slap the ass

Roadman: "Rah swear down it's Double Slap Ass Month why you so pissed"
Bad B: "Immature"
Roadman: "Must be on the blob"

by Bandokay Lz November 3, 2019

Slap your smart friend

On December 11 you must slap your friend that has straight As.

For a special best friend.
Slap your smart friend

by Forcitlali December 10, 2019

National Keelie Slap Day

Everyday, is SLAP KEELIE DAY! WOOP WOOP

"National Keelie Slap Day is forever, and ever!"

by iiiiiiiiiiiiooooooaaaaaa February 7, 2022