Rule 31

The girlfriend of a bro is not allowed to spend a birthday alone without partying, no matter what!

My girlfriend tried to break Rule 31

by Rulebook February 26, 2021

Rule 11

Loud Is Sometimes Funny

Rule 1 No Boomers
Rule 2 No Zoomers
Rule 3 No Weebs (under penalty of death, I’m looking at you, Phil)
Rule 4 No Marvel Stans
Rule 5 Stan Loona
Rule 6 No K-Pop
Rule 7 No My Little Pony Friendship is Fuck
Rule 8No Videos I’ve Already Seen Before
Rule 9 Staged Videos Are Shit
Rule 10 Ignore Rule 5
Rule 11 Loud Is Sometimes Funny

by Koda From Las Nevadas December 7, 2024

Rule 985

The Rule of the Internet that Defines That, If A Peice of Media Exists In a Digital form, Jerma985 Is Involved Somehow.

Friend: "Do you like Rule 34?"
Me: "I Prefer Rule 985, If It Exists, There is Jerma In It."

by Mzjejwjshdu April 1, 2025

nank rule

if your girlfriend/boyfriend and yourself cannot talk about your emotions as well as respond to one another’s emotions, then they cannot be authorized to do things for you because then they will believe that it is alright to ignore their and your emotions. Examples: pay for your food

Babe you’re not paying for my food. Don’t you know the nank rule?

by Jacob Dredington November 21, 2024

capital rule

Any girl that wants to call a dude "freshie," then she has to give him head

Girl: Hey John, can I call you freshie.
John: You can, but you have to obey capital rule though.
Girl: Ok:)

(Gives head first)

by Big_Strong2203 January 18, 2018

90/20 Rule

90/20 Rule is definition of doing something for 90 minutes and then jerking off for 20 hours.

Example:
Bro: Yo bro, what you doing?

You: Learning dawg, so fucking boring
Bro: Well remember the 90/20 rule.
You: What's that?
Bro: 90 minutes of work, 20 hours of jerking off.
90/20 rule can be used on anything.

by zuot December 26, 2024

Rule number one

This expression is mostly from social media (specifically Tiktok). Rule number one is "cars are better than people." Mostly used by car people/Motorsport fans.

"No way, he cheated on you? Hop in my car, and never forget rule number one"

"I'm always prioritising rule number one, that's why I never date anyone."

by Sunaarin August 4, 2023