Remember when the new Vice President was hired and Brady was the biggest brown noser? Now the VP is reverse brown nosing!
by Luke Willis February 13, 2015
Reverse Swallowing Syndrome, aka RSS or RSD, is a rare condition where when you try to swallow something, you end up spitting it everywhere. If you want to swallow something, you have to act like you're about to spit it out. It's a rare condition happening to 1 in a million people. Often you'll forget you have it and get in trouble
Person 1: Dude, what the fuck!? Why did you just spit your Mountain Dew all over me?
Person 2: Sorry, I have Reverse Swallowing Syndrome
Person 1: That's bullshit, there's no such thing
Person 2: Ableist!! Look it up idiot
Person 2: Sorry, I have Reverse Swallowing Syndrome
Person 1: That's bullshit, there's no such thing
Person 2: Ableist!! Look it up idiot
by bigballs_cheeseman42069ballZ March 10, 2024
The competition of fucking a girl doggy style while wearing a horse head. While your friend subsequently bursts in to take pictures with a goal to hold on as long as possible. Bonus points if friend
by Save_a_Horse March 19, 2018
If your girlfriend rides your man meat - tell her that her sister's tits look and feel better. Then try to get her off you as she sits on you and smacks your face with both hands
My girlfriend is riding my joystick nicely, out of the blue I tell her that her sister's tits look much better and feel nicer too. She starts pounding my face with 2 fists at once. I try with all my might to get her off me. I end up with 2 blue eyes but I did the reverse rodeo.
by EBG2025 January 25, 2025
Harnessing the power of your semen, you erase all evidence from the absolute power-bombing you gave your significant other by cum-bending all of that chunky nut back into your scrotum.
"Bro I can't let my girl know about my cheating but I don't know how??
"No worries man, I just used the Reverse Nut Theorem. It's completely foolproof."
"No worries man, I just used the Reverse Nut Theorem. It's completely foolproof."
by Dongerlxrd December 04, 2023
When a deeply religious, devoted, and promising woman makes the decision to marry more than one man, per Gods request. Similar to Republican Presidential hopeful, Mitt Romney.
Chrissy has been dating Steve for a long time, but recently she has found herself to be sexually attracted to Joesph. Now, Chrissy is no deviant, so she will sanctify this arrangement under Jesus Christ. Thus, Reverse Romney.
by yssirhC June 14, 2011
by Jbabyyy31 December 15, 2024