non-duality space monkey

A person who takes the non-duality Advaita Hindu teachings too far. This person is kind of spacy and thinks that everything is okay even though people are being killed all over the world, or they don’t have compassion because they think the people deserve it for some reason because of karma. While that may be true or not true, we should all still have compassion for those who are suffering. Non-duality space monkeys are out to lunch on the compassion ticket.

Compassionate person: Dude, doesn't it make you sad that so many people are suffering in the world?
Non-duality space monkey: No, that's just the way it goes.
Compassionate person: That's messed up, don't you care?
Non-duality space monkey: Well there is no such thing as an individual anyway, so their suffering isn't even real.
Compassionate person: Wow, you are a serious space monkey. Dare I say it, a non-duality space monkey.
Non-duality space monkey: Yeah, I know.

by Christine Breese April 14, 2008

monkey

Used in casino speak, especially by Asians. It means a 10 value card in Baccarat and Blackjack.

I'm up big after the dealer busted out after pulling that monkey on his 16.

by D Vegas July 19, 2004

Jesus christ monkey balls

Originally used by Eric Cartman in South park.
-Used to describe something obscenely awesome or cool.

Friend 1- Hey, I just bought the first copy of Grand Theft Auto 4, want to go play it?
Friend 2- Holy Jesus Christ Monkey Balls yeah!

by Nick Durp April 29, 2008

Monkey Style

The act of sex while one or both participants hangs from an object such as a pipe. It is very difficult to achieve sex while both participants are hanging, so I advise that it is done while only one person is hanging.

Man 1: I picked up my girlfriend last night while we were having sex, she grabbed a piped and hang on while I did her.
Man 2: Oh dude! You did it Monkey Style?!

by King Bologna May 16, 2009

island monkey

A Racial Slur Against Puerto Ricans.

Carlita - you aint nothin but a jungle baby

Tyrone - fuck you, you Island Monkey.

by Jay'Ron December 11, 2007

orange monkey

The orange monkey is a kama sutra move where a guy has his partner not deficate for as long as she can .then when she cant hold it any longer he fuck's her in the ass a finishe's then leave's his penis in her ass till it go's limp pisse's in her ass and when she hold's it in on her way to the bathroom she look's like a monkey waddelng back and forth and the orange come's in cause the fluid leaking out is orange..the orgasim is supposed to be excellent...

I knew she was dowwn when she did the orange monkey

by Dave buttox May 17, 2004

chunky monkey

A flavor of ben and jerrys ice cream, not any type of discharge, seriously thats gross man.

Lets go eat some Chunky Monkey! And i dont mean Discharge!

by FAZED BIZOTCH August 22, 2003