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Belgium Ski Job

When a chick sits between two dudes, gives them both hand jobs, then the two guys slap the chick in the ass with a tennis racket leaving behind a waffle imprint.
Aw man, last night was crazy. That bitch totally got belgium ski jobbed in the ass with our tennis rackets as she was skiing us.
by tbrow153 September 14, 2009
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my future job

Guy1: I want to be a prostitute
Guy2: my future job will be a prostitute
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rim job niner

This position is used during intercourse it a 69 you just lick each other's bum holes (to spice it up you could also tojnge dart the bum hole )
Ross: sabrina would like to try something new ?
Sabrina : finally !!!!!
Ross : how about a rim job niner
by Jovan fucking roux March 23, 2017
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Jad Harb Job

1. A catastrophic mishap of a construction project, where it seems like the builder had two left hands, a blindfold, and perhaps a mild aversion to straight lines.
2. A job so poorly done, it makes DIY disasters look like masterpieces.
"Did you see that crooked wall? Must've been a Jad Harb Job. I've seen straighter noodles in my soup!"
by Evil vanquisher October 14, 2023
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Hitler Rim job

Using the ashes of their deceased Jewish relative, one can experience a Hitler rim job by sprinkling the ashes over their significant other's anus and use it as lubricant for the best anal holocaust of their life.
Guy Fieri heads to flavor town as he gives his wife the best Hitler rim job one can imagine by using only the best of Jewish ashes. Anne Frank's
by Thatveganteacher October 23, 2020
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Mexican hand job

A confrontation among three opponents arranged in a mutually entangled hand job scenario, with the result being similar to the concept of a Mexican standoff. The tactics for such a confrontation are substantially different from those for a hand job duel, where the first to shoot has the advantage. In a confrontation among three mutually hostile participants, the first to shoot is at a tactical disadvantage. Since it is the second opponent to shoot that has the advantage, no one wants to go first.
Police arrived on the scene only to find the gunman locked in a Mexican hand job with two hostages. Foregoing a peaceful resolution, police ended the many-knuckled shuffle by shooting first.
by E-yo-ass April 30, 2014
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Blow Job Grease

Slang for chap stick or lip balm. Especially when applied frequently by loose women or men who are same-sex oriented.
Look at Ted slathering on that blow job grease!
by GreaseyLips November 22, 2013
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