by Jahnutz August 03, 2024
A deliberate conjoining of two religious frontrunners' names in a single curse. Used in the same way as simply "Jesus Christ", usually to denote exasperation or dislike.
by dsx815 May 31, 2018
something you say when you just farted and only your friend is laughing about the fart you just made and then everyone starts to laugh(or just u and friend) and its real funny-By Tyler Turnmeyer
"PPUGHH",from tylers butthole.
"Hahahahahahahha", forrest laugh to himself.
"Jesus Cryst mom," Tyler said with out laughing causing himself to laugh of the fart and the made up word.
"Hahahahahahahha", forrest laugh to himself.
"Jesus Cryst mom," Tyler said with out laughing causing himself to laugh of the fart and the made up word.
by Tyler Turnmeyer April 10, 2007
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When you have tickets to a game in the nosebleeds, but they're really far from the court/field high up in the stadium, which is why they're called Jesus seats since you're so high up you can see Jesus.
by It's that dude June 13, 2020
The way, the truth, and the life, and no one goes to the father except through confessing that Jesus is Lord, and believing in your heart that God raised him from the dead.
by rimnuthefolf September 07, 2023
by 'mericafuckyeah June 02, 2017