The Karamazov law

The real state of a relationship is inversly proportional tot the projected state of the relationship on social media.

Becky and Jake look so cute on instagram, but, they totally live according to the karamazov law, they hate eachother.

by TheDankBoisin1080p January 7, 2021

The Karamazov's law

The Karamazov's law states that the real state of the relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.

The Jonssons always seems so happy.

It's a good example of The Karamazov's Law, Mr. Jonssons told me yesterday that they are getting a divorce.

by M kazaim January 7, 2021

Sturtzy law

It is not cheating if you pay for sex

Babe I didn’t cheat it was “Sturtzy law”

by Sturtzy January 8, 2021

theif in law

A respected criminal with highly ranked status and authority. mostly used in Russia and old USSR countries

Be careful, no one can disobey him! He's theif in law

by quakiscool January 13, 2021

Law of averages

A water ingression problem

Water wont rise above 1m. Law of averages innit

by anonymous January 14, 2021

Zaify's law

"Anything that is broken, will remain broken and everything that is working, will break"

This law obtained its name after notorious Minecraft developer

A: *X* is broken
B: Thanks for the report, I´ve fixed *X*
A: *X* is still broken and now *Y* stopped working as well
B: You know, Zaify's law

by x1asf2354asd January 15, 2021

Scott’s Law

When you know you shouldn’t carry on what you’re doing but think WTF I’m gonna do it anyway!!!

Brian was being blown by an attractive Asian lady ... things progressed and they were about to become intimate when Brian realised he was with a ladyboy ... he laid back and thought of Scott’s Law

by High Vis Harry January 21, 2021