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Facebook interview

It doesn't exist, they already have your info.
Person: Can I arrange for a Facebook interview?
Mark Zuckerberg: Oh there's no need, we already have everything ;)
Person: wait, what?
Mark Zuckerberg: what?
by Soupisbeingcrafted September 16, 2019
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Facebook Bait

to post an ambiguous status update as a lure for friends to express interest, i.e. comments and likes
T: Did you see Anna's status update, "I'm in a terrible mood so keep a safe distance." What's that all about?

V: Please tell me you didn't fall for that Facebook Bait..
by Francis Bird February 22, 2015
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The Facebook effect

The idea that the political ignorant have been radicalized to become far-right fascists through social media and meme culture.
Carlos used to be a fanatic futbol fan, The Facebook effect turned him into a fascist who posts about far-right ideals that are destroying the lives of people like him.
by PatriotMaker October 6, 2021
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Facebook mom group

The group where Karens go to complain about the 5% off sale being yesterday and Joe not mowing his lawn on time. This group has one of the lowest IQs and are an annoyance to retail workers around the globe.
Karen: why is this stupid 5% off sale not here today?
Employee: The sale ended yesterday. Go back to your Facebook mom group and complain about how our store sucks and doesn’t have a specific brand of oatmeal, we don’t care about your opinion.
by Luigi836 August 17, 2020
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Facebook

A social network for making friends or enemies. Be aware of social sluts who tend to friend everything that breathes.
Random call girl - "Are you on Facebook, Mr. President?"
by swag wag December 25, 2017
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Butt-facebooking

The act of sitting on ones backside all day Facebooking
Were you Butt-facebooking all weekend? Yeah, me too!
by Annie Bear PBP August 22, 2011
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Facebook Whore

A girl that always takes pictures of herself, even when she gets new glasses....oh and her name is Kaye
"Wow she is a true Facebook Whore"!!!!!!
by HAHAHKAYE August 22, 2011
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