Boy: Hey, how's your job at Panera Bread going?
Girl: How did you know I work there...?
Boy: Oh, I just was just Facebook glancing you for a second last night and that's what I noticed.
Girl: How did you know I work there...?
Boy: Oh, I just was just Facebook glancing you for a second last night and that's what I noticed.
by Jacked313 December 20, 2012
Get the Facebook Glancingmug. Where you are calling in to work that day (faking illness) to do something else & you have so many coworkers as facebook friends that you pretend to be "Facebook sick" the night before so it looks good the go MIA from Facebook till you go back to work
Facebook update: " ***** not feeling so good think I might be coming down with something :(
text to friend "don't worry we are still on tomorrow had to be Facebook sick for work tho"
text to friend "don't worry we are still on tomorrow had to be Facebook sick for work tho"
by janielletin October 3, 2014
Get the Facebook sickmug. When you're scrolling up and down your newsfeed, bored out of your mind. Dont have the energy to step away either....
by cosmic candy September 6, 2017
Get the Facebook Funkmug. A company that was started by a Georgia Tech student, although marketing and misinformation has falsely identified Harvard brats as the inventors. This is false. Mark Cuckerberg and his Nazi entourage (as well as the splintered group who are basically Soviets pretending to be a Scandinavian faction) did not invent Facebook as they do not know technology and innovation from their ass, and are in fact thieves.
College Bro 1: Dude, Harvard sucks. They stole Facebook and gave that little cunt Mark Cuckerberg an honorary doctorate! MIT is WAY BETTER than Harvard! It's for actual smart people!
College Bro 2: Yeah, but Georgia Tech is better. It's for fucking geniuses that redefine balls to the wall smart. They make MIT students look like 5th graders. Which means Harvard kids are fucking brain dead zombies.
College Bro 2: Yeah, but Georgia Tech is better. It's for fucking geniuses that redefine balls to the wall smart. They make MIT students look like 5th graders. Which means Harvard kids are fucking brain dead zombies.
by Collegeman5 January 24, 2024
Get the Facebookmug. by juddily June 30, 2022
Get the facebook mommug. A website created by the fascist icon Mark Zuckerberg to detect and archive the target ethnicities of a future genocide.
by Tweet Tweetler June 10, 2019
Get the FaceBookmug. A "FaceBook" is a code word for saying someone is a Fake Bitch when having conversations in the presence of the person or in a public setting and you want to remain professional.
by Escobar95 March 26, 2022
Get the FaceBookmug.