eat a xan

When you are about to consume one or more 2mg Xanax tablets.

Boy im boutta eat a xan and make an exam what the fuck is up!!!

by likeorangememesivonfacebook June 8, 2017

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Bitch eating crackers

A bitch eating crackers is someone (male or female(but usually female)) who no matter what they do like eating crackers pisses you off. Usually has a low IQ or intelligence. Other versions of the phrase include Bitch eating chicken.

Person 1: Hey what's that girl's name over there?
Person 2: doesn't matter bro, you don't want that. She's a dumb bitch eating crackers

by CaptainVinno May 13, 2023

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bachelor eating

A man who has been single so long that he has forgotten how to eat normally in front of a woman. The eating style resembles much like a cave man would eat and creates a large mess. On some occasions the eating is so quick and intense he grunts and forgets to use utensils/plates.

Girl: "Why aren't you eating?"
Man: "I'm too afraid of bachelor eating in front of you."

by Lil241 June 11, 2018

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Bears gotta eat

Used to explain someone's nature. Such as why they slept with someone or why did they do something stupid.

Tim: why did you do that?

TIM2: Hey bears gotta eat.

by Bbonemoney April 15, 2025

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eating clouds

The act of inhaling a (singular) breath of marijuana smoke, vapor, or sublimated concentrate fumes. Comparative to the act of 'shooting' or 'slamming' 1.5fl oz's of ethanol of any alcohol content or subsequent proof.

Circa Boulder, CO, USA - April 12, 2014 - (roughly) 4:20pm

Nick: What're you up to? I'm on my way back from the library.

Swell: Probably eating clouds then heading out to the bars, wanna join?

Nick: Yeah I'm in, I'm not trying to get cross faded.

Swell: Dank, see you soon

by ckboarderofboulder April 13, 2014

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