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National eat ass day

You go around asking people if you could eat there ass
Hey can u eat your ass
No why

Please its national eat ass day
Oh then sure you could
by Usd_idka January 14, 2021
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Don’t cry, eat toast.

A motivational quote created by Charlie-Amber Taylor online.
i want to cry right now
Don’t cry, eat toast.
by facts56 January 18, 2021
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Eat my dump

And now for the trick you
Eat my dump, foo !
by confused cajun man January 22, 2021
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eating ass in the bag

to fuck up in a major way!! and be real sad about it afterward

consists of overthinking, crying, and lots of self-pity/ hatred
UGH fuck dude, I accidentally messed up my hookup. I'm seriously eating ass in the bag.

My boyfriend broke up with me last fall because I kissed another boy at a party. I was really eating ass in the bag back then.
by secisfun January 26, 2021
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Eatting sandwiches and chips

I’m eatting sandwiches and chips
by 3I3ah February 8, 2021
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Glue Eating Jaw

Is a term to describe people who have a tiny little baby mouth with a mammoth of a chin like that shit head Jay Leno, This tiny little mouth is perfect for inserting the head of a glue bottle and the inside of their mouth is big enough to hold many bottles of glue.
Look at that cuck Richard he's got a real glue eating jaw
by Little shit head named Dale February 8, 2021
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Eat Poop and Die Strat

Can be classified as ingesting your own feces and soon after, die from most likely Hepatitis A.

Originated from the video game Ark Survival Evolved.
He is doing the Eat Poop and Die Strat.
by Mrpoopdeck February 19, 2021
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