Ice Cream Cock

The act of putting your cock inside of any frozen dessert and then your bitch giving your flavored cock some head.
Casey, "Yo Jordan, are you free this weekend?"
Jordan, "Yes I am. Why?"
Casey, "I'm finna do some ice cream cock if ya feel me."
by essemg April 29, 2019
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Cream custard

The thick white, cream cheese-like moisture that drips from the vagina signifying the time of the month the woman is most susceptible to engaging with red flagged dicks; alternatively can be named after the aftermath of such a sexually charged exchange of bodily fluids.
Julia: Dude, I'm not sure I want to stay in tonight. I broke my favorite toy a month ago and I've had a cream custard for like a week.

Seth: Idk you should probably just thug it out until you find someone you like.

Julia: *already in the shower*
by Afrobeatsyourcheeks December 12, 2023
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Cream Uncle

A highly secretive and completely forbidden wrestling move whereby a grappler pins an opponent on their back, peeks back their singlet and then bends them in such a way as to force the opponent to fellate themselves to completion.

Should this move is ever actually be successfully accomplished, Dan Gable, a two-time NCAA Division I national champion, a world gold medalist, and an Olympic gold medalist, gets a hotline phone call and that’s the end of wrestling as a sport. Everywhere.
“Are you going to the big wrestling match?”
You bet! I sure hope nobody pulls a Cream Uncle tonight.”
by Irregular94 December 17, 2021
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Bumper cream

The ball sweat that builds up between 2 gay dudes having butt sex, and combines into a thick creamy substance
Yo, Dale, clean up our bumper cream before it stains the sheets!
by Think4yourslf May 07, 2023
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Whipped Cream Twist Cone

The act of inserting the nozzle of a whipped cream can into an anus and proceding to diarrhea in the form of a vanilla and chocolate twist cone into someones mouth.
Rich: Hey Brent, how did your date with Melanie go last night?

Brent: Really well. She was pretty kinky so I gave her a whipped cream twist cone.
Rich: Can't go without dessert.
by Jigger99 November 16, 2011
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1) a literal bowl of vanilla ice cream that is halfway melted
2) (slang) another way to say someone or something is terrible
1) I just finished eating my half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream
2) When will we have a time where we don't have a half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream under president
by urbandictionarydefinitions100 October 31, 2020
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