Sea cream is a skin care product used in jail. The true origins are Crisko, often used for skin care in jail becouse that's all you get. Keep your skin protected.
by Gunnaplayagain April 30, 2020

Me: Jefferey Dean Morgan is an amazing actor, he’s badass as Negan, bro.
Friend: Hell yeah, dude! He’s my cream dream.
Friend: Hell yeah, dude! He’s my cream dream.
by KidVicious666 November 2, 2021

When you ejaculate inside a girl or guys butthole but is ice cold. It’s pretty much a cold cream pie honestly.
by The Crimson Tampon January 18, 2018

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by big gay ice cream October 30, 2021

by IcarlyFan817 June 9, 2023

I went for brunch with my family and we all built a cream tower before the server confiscated our cream
by electric grammarian March 30, 2025
