Crack napkin

Man I sharted my pants and I'm gonna need a crack napkin!!

A crack napkin helps with the excess sweat and leakage in the anal area.

by Rwruff November 19, 2016

Sales crack

In the any sales role. A big sale with low margin is considered Sales Crack. The first sale (hit) is amazing, but afterwards you continue to chase it to reap the same reward and never get that benefit of the first time.

Jesse sold a catering job at much less than she should have. Now shes on sales crack and will continue selling at that margin to keep her employees working but doesn’t see any profit for all the work.

by Sellbot May 10, 2023

Fair crack of the unleavened bread

Another way of saying "fair enough"; references to the Lord's Supper (Mark 14:22; Luke 22:13) in the Bible.

Person #1 - "Wanna hit the bins Saturday?"
Person #2 - "Nah bro, I've got service practice."
Person #1 - "Fair crack of the unleavened bread, my dude!"

by quesadillalover March 22, 2025

vindicated crack

It's a crack that you don't have to feel guilty for. Therefore you may use it and be free of guilt. Mainly diet crack.

I've been thinking of cutting back on crack, do you know anyone selling that vindicated crack? I'm on a diet .

by M3rCy December 6, 2017

Digital Crack

A game, website, video series, music album, or any other kind of digital media which is extremely addicting

James: "When is Patrick going to stop playing Factorio? It's been a week since he came out of his room."
Luke: "I wouldn't be surprised if he died of starvation or something. I wouldn't blame him though, Factorio is basically digital crack"

by Doorknob213 April 2, 2021

retired cracks

Dick riding bulls fan from chicago, he thinks everybody on the bulls should be mvp. He also thinks the bulls are gonna win the chip which is laughable

“Demar Derozan is better than Micheal Jordan” retired cracks stands for crackhead and washed

by Random guy from twitter February 5, 2022

Cracking gz

Selling grams of illegal substances to make money, or doing anything illegal to make money, gz can either mean grams or grands(a grand is 1 thousand dollars)

I wake up early in the morning and start cracking gz!

by denise08rogers October 21, 2025