3 definitions by M3rCy
It refers to a person having an extremely overly obese buttock, most likely developed from excessive ingestion of fast foods, such as McDonalds.
by M3rCy October 26, 2011
It refers to one masturbating with unwashed, infectiously dirty hands, the act resulting in a mixture of dirt and ejaculate which resembles to swamp.
Wife: Why don't you want to have sex?
Husband: Sorry honey, but on a 16 hour shift in the autoservice I had to swampsturbate in the lunch break. Couldn't hold it back anymore.
Wife: Gross!
Husband: Sorry honey, but on a 16 hour shift in the autoservice I had to swampsturbate in the lunch break. Couldn't hold it back anymore.
Wife: Gross!
by M3rCy October 23, 2011
It's a crack that you don't have to feel guilty for. Therefore you may use it and be free of guilt. Mainly diet crack.
I've been thinking of cutting back on crack, do you know anyone selling that vindicated crack? I'm on a diet .
by M3rCy December 6, 2017