wet dry

When a girls pussy is wet af but her personality mad dry

I went out with Jessica and she wet dry.

by George68 August 17, 2022

Wet Andy

A wet Andy is similar to a wet willy but the finger goes in the victims nose.

"God damnit, Steve gave me a wet Andy."

by Wet Andy April 5, 2015

Wet shiatsu

When you have sex while sitting in a massage chair.

I broke my massage chair when I got my first wet shiatsu.

by Bigwetone January 14, 2018

Redneck Wet Wipe

When you're on the toilet taking a mean shit and you realize you have to blow your nose, so you grab some toilet paper to do so, then wipe your asshole with the now-wet and snotty toilet paper, thereby cleaning your asshole more effectively than just regular shit tickets. The best part is, unlike regular wet wipes, you can flush it without fucking up your septic tank or local sewage system.

Wife: "Honey, do we have any wet wipes? I've got the never-ending wipe happening here."
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*

by Crap-tain April 20, 2025

Wet Dirt

A colloquial phrase used to express or convey a message that a particular topic or matter is disliked or frowned upon and generally not approved by the wider audience.

“I love pineapple on pizza.”
“That’s wet dirt!”

by dingalingtickler March 24, 2025

Wet Cleavie

When you lick your finger and stick it between boobs. Like a "wet willy" only with tits.

I gave my girl a wet cleavie and sucked my finger to check the oil.

by Thunder Jizz 125 September 27, 2025

Wet A V In The Sea

A threesome conducted in or underwater. Preferably 2 Guys and 1 Girl.

"Yeah man im telling you, im going to go Wet a V in The Sea with my girl and a freind."

by ImSoFuckingTired March 25, 2017