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I can't believe it's not butter

Insult used with somebody's name, used if the person has man boobs
"Whoa, you see that guy's man boobs?"

"Yeah, I can't believe it's not butter"
mugGet the I can't believe it's not buttermug.

Peanut butter and jelly sandwich

When one man gives another man a BLOW JOB!!!
by Do Rick nasty September 27, 2014
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doo doo butter

The excriment from ones anus after a hard anal pounding.
Nigga I was fuckin this Maria Carry lookin ho the other day and this bitch got her doo doo butter all over my black ass! What the fuck is that shit?!
by bignick772 September 20, 2010
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White Ass Butter Shit

What your best friend will call a little purple 10 hour energy shot known as dyna-pep. They call it that because of its vile taste, first being described as tasting like White Ass mixed with Butter and Shat, hence the name. Most people who drink dyna-pep will have never even heard of it before taking it, the only reason for taking it is because the big lady behind the counter of 7/11 suggested it to them because she says it gets her through two jobs which no-one really gives two flying shits about. Does not work at all, (crashed after an hour). Can be called WABS for short. DO NOT DRINK THIS DISGUSTING FUCKING SHOT!
Dude 1: *11 at night* Dude that movie was awesome, lets stop into 7/11 and get some 5 hour energy.

Dudes 2-3: Okay

Dude 1: Alright 5 hour energy (Picks one up)

Big lady behind counter: Have you tried dyna-pep?

all 3 dudes: no..?

Big lady behind counter: its a 10 hour energy shot, it gets me through 2 jobs, its really good.

Dudes: Uhh lets try it then.

(Gets home a few minutes later and start drinkin dyna-pep)

Dude 3: Eww this is fuckin disgusting!

Dude:I know... it tastes like, shit, mixed with white ass.. and butter.

Dude 1: HAHHA

Dude 2: Thats what ima call this, White Ass Butter Shit.

Dude 1: At least we'll be up for 10 hours instead of 5...

(10 Minutes later)

zzzzzZZZZZzzzzzzz....zzzZZZZzZZZZzzz
by Never drink WABS October 12, 2011
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Reeses peanut butter fuck

When a man covers his penis in peanut butter and then fucks a girl in the ass. She then shits over his dick and eats the combination of shit and peanut butter
Dude yesterday was valentines day andni gave the girl a reeses peanut butter fuck
by Sayyes to satan March 2, 2011
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peanut butter bitch slap

Stick your penis in a jar of peanut butter, then slap her in the face with those nutty nuts.
I gave a peanut butter bitch slap toEsther, and she licked it off.
by Big daddy d January 30, 2014
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Buttering both sides of the bread

To go much harder than is necessary. Worthless overachievment.
"Aww man, I studied for three hours and the test turned out to be easy! I really buttered both sides of the bread on this one."

"Dude last night I took ten viagra before fucking my girlfriend!"
"Woah man, why you always gotta be buttering both sides of the bread?"
by John Handcock1234 December 12, 2012
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