michael

The man. The myth. The legend. He is an absolute god. An absolute beast of a man. I would pay €1000000 for a signed cricket bat from him.

Bob: why can’t we get any girls

Jim: we don’t get those girls loose but Michael does

by daddy56990 October 19, 2021

Bethan and Michael

A loving couple in the school. Should stick together no matter what. They shall all ways love each other !

Bethan and Michael love each other!

by Vanilla unicorn December 13, 2021

Michael Roy Smith

My Calc AB Teacher.

John : "Where are you going?"
Ben : "Calc, I got my boy, Michael Roy Smith."

by cjakecole September 13, 2023

Michael

An absolute duck

“Michael? You mean the dude who talks to ducks? Yeah stay away from him he’s up to no good.”

by waymoresecretpseudonym November 23, 2021

Michael

Someone who will get you locked in McDonalds. he also goes bowling and can’t play well, but still plays better than you. He litters and likes ferry rides. Michael only cares about food but sometimes finds out that he can have fun.

Woman: Ew Michael
Michael: WHAT U SAY
MICHAEL: beats up woman

by LillyGoodLYouAreAnL September 2, 2023

michael (the koala from the bible)

A koala who lives in a tree
came down the tree with glee
sat on a rock which hurt his bum
and then went back up his tree

I want a michael (the koala from the bible) as a pet please

by iuhuiluhiuhiuh July 22, 2022

Michaeling Out

Someone falling asleep because they ate too much.

Did he just really eat three slices of pizza?! He’ll be michaeling out soon!

by SaltyBeagle December 25, 2019