the reversed ling lang

When the girl gets the mans penis and punches it into a pulp until the guy nuts

Omg I gave Karl the reversed ling lang and he nutted in my eye

by Therizzmaster November 13, 2022

the reversed ling lang

When the girl punches the mans penis until it goes inside of his body and then nuts on the girls face

Omg i gave Karl the reversed ling lang and he left my face all sticky

by Therizzmaster November 13, 2022

reverse mosquito

When someone stops sucking and you hit them harder, it's called a reverse mosquito.

Dude 1: Wow, that guy has hella bruises...
Dude 2: Yeah, his girlfriend is a dom, and she reverse mosquito'd him last night.

by TaroSykes November 14, 2022

Reverse Uncle Fester

When you shove a light bulb up your ass instead if your mouth.

I was felling kinda kinky so my girlfriend hooked me up with a reverse Uncle Fester

by Anevilnoyes November 21, 2022

Reverse Bain-Marie

1. A cooking method to cool something down, instead of hot water underneath you use cold
Water or ice water.

2. A shower based sex position - reverse cowgirl where the bottom person is out of the hot water and the one one top is under the hot water

To cool this chocolate, we used a reverse Bain-Marie

OR

Yo, I was so cold, I was the bottom in the reverse Bain Marie last night, she got all the hot water!

by Loafty November 26, 2022

Reverse Smurfing

When you play in a rank higher than your own in a video game.

Tom : "This guy on my team fucking sucks!"
Salvatore : "He's probably reverse smurfing"

by Wookzzzz November 28, 2022

Reversibility Theory

Holy shit! The Prodigy wrote a book!? OOOOHHH! He predicted black holes 27 years before we even theorized their existence and 40 years before we found one!? HA! Brilliant! I’d expect no less! I’m totally like that guy! EXCEPT IN REVERSE!!!

*Random banging and clattering*

Iam “What... What are you doing? What’s going on here? Why is the trash-can sitting on top of a pile of garbage?”

Hym *mumbling* “It needs to be reversed... Only I can do it... reverse it...”

Iam “Reverse? Why are all your clothes on backwards? Wait... Is this about that reversibility theory video we watched?”

Hym “Help me flip the fridge upside down.”

Iam “What? No! You know that’s now what he meant...”

Hym “Wait! Increase the temperature of the freezer and then decrease the temperature of the fridge! DOUBLE REVERSE!!!”

Iam 🤦 ♂️ “Just don’t break anything....”

Hym *throws brick* *glass shatters* “I reversed the thing you said!”

Iam 😑

by Hym Iam December 1, 2022