Entry your pockets now.
by Thanosindisguise April 30, 2021
Despicable little creatures that inhabit your pockets, responsible for screwing up your phone by magically deleting contacts, disconnecting you at inopportune times, and writing naughty words with voice to text you would never dream of sending.
After waiting 45 minutes on hold, my doctors office finally picked up and those pocket gremlins cut us off.
by Go with the bro September 11, 2023
The mexican version of Alabama hot pocket (i.e. shitting on a woman's vagina and having sex with it), but with additional hot sauce and tequila while the woman bites on a piece of lemon. It is very popular in Cuernavaca
by Jise9984 December 14, 2017
a pizza pocket is when a guy presses his asshole against the opening of a girls vagina and shits into it.
by bubbage June 26, 2020
by Suspicious yam February 25, 2025
by DONKEYFUCKERPUNCH August 19, 2017
an otherwise couch potato that can be coaxed out into the world but requires it be carried, catered to and coddled in a safe warm environment or theyre not going.
"No i don't wanna go....oh you have seat warmers and snacks? okay i guess ill go but I'm feelin pocket potato-y today"
by bynnossaid January 07, 2024