Jared Parks

tall skinny kid with a broken back who acts tougher on text than in person. He will threaten to beat you up on text but will slap you on the cheek and say he beat the shit outta you.

"Stop being a Jared Parks and say that to my face."

by Mark Sanito December 10, 2019

Parking garage 69

A m/m/m threesome where they lay one on top of each other while being in a 69 position and the top male fucking the middle in the ass.

Yo bro my favorite position is the parking garage 69.

by Bosschick69 December 21, 2019

park kid

High school students who go to Fort Collins High school that hangout at the park next to the school. They do drugs, drink, fuck around and are complete brain dead cunts. The park is off school grounds so the kids there can't get in trouble for doing drugs.

Jack is a park kid, so we know he's high in class.

by Stonerjew December 23, 2019

The park

The park is a park next to Fort Collins High School where all the park kids or stoners go to do drugs and fuck around. The park is not on school property so the park kids can't get in trouble by the school when smoking during the day.

Kid 1"bro let's go to the park and get high as fuck!"

Kid 2" ok mane I'm down."

by Stonerjew December 23, 2019

Inside the park home run

When you take a crap in the urinal. Not to be confused with the "upper decker"

Dick hit an inside the park home run.

by Allister Smith December 28, 2019

Park Jimin

The cutest mochi in the world, also is the hottest guy in the world.

A supportive angel in this world.

A King, A Legend

"Who is that guy with the blonde hair? He is soo hot!" well girl that is Park Jimin.

by chimchimjimin January 8, 2020

Parking Slut

People, usually female, that finish their shopping and still sit in the parking slot to use their phone.

Person 1: Manvir always sits in the car checking Tinder after he finished with his shopping.
Person 2: What a parking slut.

by Sithposter January 9, 2020