Italian Hand Job

Giving yourself a handjob using the hand of either a passed out or sleeping girl/guy.

"Sara passed out early last night so i had to give myself an italian handjob"

by Lonny February 3, 2005

Hand Job Ghost

Originally from northern Ontario, legend has it that the Hand Job Ghost has been known to sneak into rooms at night and give sleeping cottagers hand jobs. Also commonly used as a good excuse for waking up with with a surprise load of jizz in your pants.

1. Upon waking up with a creamy surprise in his bed, Cicero assumed that the Hand Job Ghost had paid him a visit in the night.

by Opposite Doctor June 26, 2009

caribbean hand job

When a girl jacks off a guy with a Brillo Pad in her hand.

Olga was so pissed at Andy that when he passed out she gave him a Caribbean hand job and ripped his dick to shreds.

by RBAK July 20, 2016

Juicy Drop Job

When your partner applies the ‘juicy drop juice’ to the penis and proceeds to suck it off.

Julio: how did you date go?
Pablo: it was great, she gave me a juicy drop job.

by Portlymoses September 18, 2019

Belgium Ski Job

When a chick sits between two dudes, gives them both hand jobs, then the two guys slap the chick in the ass with a tennis racket leaving behind a waffle imprint.

Aw man, last night was crazy. That bitch totally got belgium ski jobbed in the ass with our tennis rackets as she was skiing us.

by tbrow153 September 14, 2009

my future job

Prostitute.

Guy1: I want to be a prostitute
Guy2: my future job will be a prostitute

by Yeallow goyyy 😼❤❤❤💥💥💥 December 6, 2022

Hitler Rim job

Using the ashes of their deceased Jewish relative, one can experience a Hitler rim job by sprinkling the ashes over their significant other's anus and use it as lubricant for the best anal holocaust of their life.

Guy Fieri heads to flavor town as he gives his wife the best Hitler rim job one can imagine by using only the best of Jewish ashes. Anne Frank's

by Thatveganteacher October 23, 2020