House Trolling

Staying in your house all day on your laptop, getting in arguements on youtube, and only going outside once and your friends are saying you look extremley pail

Guy 1:Dude i havent seen William ever since June

Guy 2:Don't worry he's house trolling again he should look like a pail chocolate bar now.

by anonomousguyfffffffffffffffff July 23, 2012

Nurfed House

A place that Augusto lives.

Damn yager your house is a Nurfed House.

by Carlos Enrique December 16, 2008

murder house mistress

Murder house mistress is a fellow tiktoker who makes many videos of ahs not only are they a really big fan of American horror story but they are also married to Evan Peters

Person 1: “Who’s murder house mistress?”
Person 2:” only the best tiktoker in history!”

by 7 wonders March 28, 2021

dillard house

A whore you takes in a lot of dicks

That girl is a total Dillard house

by Doggo333 September 26, 2017

Tory house

A house that is made for tories to live in. May include features like being large, having a detached garage and has more bathrooms than bedrooms.

Ruby is in denial that she lives in a Tory house

by having an aneurysm October 2, 2022

The Waffle House Theory

In order to go to Waffle House after midnight, it must be earned. To earn it, you must be drunk and have been partying, or working the night shift.

What time is it? Is it too late for the Waffle House theory?

by Theoryqueen September 17, 2017

house smouse

A term used for any person who is clumsy, a little lame, or otherwise corny in personality or looks.

That girl keeps spilling her drink, she's the house smouse.

by bexbexbex April 1, 2021