Get me the tank

1. idiomatic expression derived from the television show 'Special 1 TV' used to describe a person who is laughing so uncontrollably as to require oxygen. Also used to express sarcasim
Bob: 'I really think Newcastle will stay up'.
James: 'Yeah right, get me the tank!'.
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Suck me beautiful

To be taken literally, it is a command for a beautiful girl to suck on your man meat.

From the movie "American Pie."
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Suck me beautiful.
College Girl: What did you just say?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Suck me beautiful!
girl laughs
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Friends call me Nova as in Casanova.
College Girl: That's pathetic!
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Jeez you don't have to laugh at me.
by DaunteCulpepper August 06, 2008
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fuck me harder

you have sex and you tell your partner to put some hard work into it.
fuck me harder justin *orgasm*
by erictequila January 23, 2016
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suck me up

a term meaning a female/male really hoping a female placing the male's penis or dick into her mouth and sucking or licking his dick.
1. Shut up bitch! Suck me up hoe!
2. A hoe just sucked me up yesterday.
by Chris aka Lil Woodie December 01, 2007
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Fuck me pink

To express pure shock at some scandalus information you have just been informed on.
"Did you hear about so and so going down to your place and going off with your man from down the road who's related to my aunty's dog's walker!!"

"well fuck me pink!!"
by Ali McCabe November 21, 2006
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he hate me

former XFL running back named Rod Smart that wore "He Hate Me" on his jersey instead of his name
He Hate Me is now a backup running back in the NFL.
by Mike Oxlong September 29, 2003
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please fuck me

Begging for a man to fuck her. While her vagina is wet. So basically fucking.
Fuck me daddy

You're so hot, Fuck me in the ass

My pussy is so wet daddy, fuck me baby.

Please fuck me
by Holding on girls boobs! February 25, 2016
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