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Jesus time

The timer between A.D and B.C
by The garbage can 69 April 20, 2021
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Jesus Christ

by Masihiun January 11, 2024
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Jesus

The definition of sex. When you think of sex you think of Jesus Christ. Very sexy very strong very cute very handsome very very very sexy. Nothing compares to Daddy Daddy is sexy. I love Jesus he is very and a sweet heart. Aleah love Jesus with all her heart forever and ever and ever. He's very sexy
I would love to have sex with Jesus Christ. I would love to see Jesus Christ cock. What is the definition of sex oh, Jesus Christ.
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Jesus

Meaning god within, (me) we r all Jesus (only me)
U r such a Jesus..
by Kyshwore February 18, 2022
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Jesus

A person that is extremely caring and will help you out whenever you need assistance, but if they get pissed of then its the end of the world.
"Yo you remember Carl from 7th grade?"
"Yeah, he was such a Jesus"
by beastmode8234 April 9, 2022
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Jesus

Our God is an awesome God.
He reigns from heaven above
With wisdom, power, and love
Our God is an awesome God.
Chaos%: *Spawn Extreme Griefer Jesus*
Person2: *sings Jesus song*
by EmilyChi March 13, 2022
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Jesus Christ

1. The name of God in the flesh in Christianity. Jesus Christ is apart of The Holy Trinity, comprised of God, Jesus, and The Holy Spirit.
2. An expletive to show disapproval or shock (at something).
(Fun fact) Christ is not his name, it comes from the Greek word "Christos" which means "the anointed one". So it actually means "Jesus the Anointed One".
Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior.
Jesus Christ, Becky! WTF!?
by Maple420 August 11, 2022
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