Bob the Facebook friend

An kind friend which only 1 person knows him, Aaron Peckham , also me :)

If you are needed for a new friend, Bob shows up

Ali: " i'm really bored, i want new friends from Facebook!"
Jake: "dude, go friend Bob the Facebook friend, stupid."

by pseudonymsism. December 23, 2021

Take it to Facebook

When you work for a shitty 3rd party vendor performing certs, badges, and tokens for FB (didn't they die?) and your paycheck is withheld for at least six weeks, you "Take it to Facebook" by referring to your lack of a paycheck on your Status Update until it gets resolved.

My man works for this shitty 3rd party company which is a vendor of FB and if they don't pay him soon, he's gonna have to Take it to Facebook.

by [e-mail] May 12, 2022

welcome.to.facebook

welcome.to.facebook is a tiktoker Who used to be known to be an Addison Rae hatepage named
add1ss0n_raecist.Her most viral video is one where she says that she has a crush on her best friend with the bear from masha and the bear running in the backrooms as background.Now her account is flopping.

“Welcome.to.facebook is my fave mutual from tiktok!”
“Remember when welcome.to.facebook was an Addison Rae hatepage?”

by welcome.to.facebook August 9, 2022

On The Public Facebook

A term older people describe available information that is set to public. Kind of the like the public library but information on Facebook in groups or pages sometimes even snooping on someone public profile.

I saw that on the public Facebook

by Petshopgirl August 17, 2022

Trauma from Facebook

The uniquely generational whiplash of watching a once-cool college network devolve into a digital family reunion hall, marketplace, propaganda engine, and memory prison. The trauma is multifaceted: the horror of old, cringe posts resurfacing via "Memories," the stress of navigating political rants from relatives, the paranoia of its omnipotent ad targeting, and the sadness of seeing it become a ghost town for your peers, populated only by ads and aunt-level memes. It's the platform that refuses to let you or your past die, forcing you to constantly confront a younger, dumber version of yourself.

Example: "His Facebook 'On This Day' feature is a personalized trauma engine. Every morning, it serves him a political take from 2010, a bad haircut from 2014, and a photo of an ex. He stays on only to manage the community group for his apartment building, which is just people arguing about parking." Trauma from Facebook

by Abzugal January 30, 2026

judgemental scroll of facebook

when an individual scrolls through facebook while judging all of their friends posts on their page.
common amongst mothers.

my mum did a judgemental scroll of facebook, proceeding to make fun of karen and sarah.

by kieralovedanny October 26, 2025

Please stop harassing my son on facebook

used by women who hate far left truth.

Stop or i will please stop harassing my son on facebook you
me: oh no! who asked!

by coolperson9293 May 15, 2023