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emo kid

There is no such thing! Like unicorns, emo kids do not exist. I know that most of you have heard this but it has to be said again. EMO IS SHORT FOR EMOTIONALLY CHARGED HARDCORE PUNK. Can you be emotionally charged hardcore punk? Hmm? Hmm? ..... Yeah. Thought so bitch. Contrary to popular belief, it does not stand for emotional. People who wear vagina pants, faded band tees & fringes aren't emo. They are called scenesters.
Scenesters are commonly mistaken for emo kids by retarded posers.
by chloe<3 September 11, 2006
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emo boy

YOU ARE ALL WRONG!
an emo is somone with the discription that you all said....but...thay are a disgrace to real men,and that are reel attention seekers ! thay make up lies about there parents and friends to get attention that thay have been abused that olso give self harm so thay getattention if thay were trying to kill themslfs thay would now shot it thay would cut themselfs in more less obvious places like there inner thingh or somthing like that and if thay diddnt care who saw it thay would cut down the lane not across the road !.................
by Gordo666 July 18, 2006
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emo whore

1.One who loves to whore the emo music.
2.A pussy who listens to EMO music and is proud of it.
3.One who performs sexual acts on others while listening to EMO.
1.Oh my gosh, I think I'm having an orgasm to THURSDAY.
2.I listen to Dashboard, Yellowcard and Jimmy Eat world! Fuck I'm cool!
3."Yeah yesterday night, I banged my girlfriend to Dashboard confessional after my previous girlfriend dumped me."
by Lyss December 30, 2004
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EMO KID

an annoying boy or girl that spends their time complaining about the world they live in saying that "nobody understands them" and that "they aren't accepted"
An emo kid listens to emo music suck as Coheed and Cambria, or Fall out Boy, etc.
An emo's characteristics:
Thick rimmed square black glassses
tight pants
stud belt
etc
etc
emo kid- my life sucks man. I hate it. nobody understands me! i'm going to go self mutilate now. *tears*
Other emo kid- Dude! i feel your pain. here are some tissues. make sure you clean the blade when ur done. Nobody wants blood all over the place now do they?
by mypinkninja July 21, 2008
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Emo Chick

A fat chick who thinks shes trendy and deep because she listens to My Chemical Romance and cuts herself. Cries about being fat while eating. Wears skinny jeans which make said fat more apparent. Writes banal poetry and short stories about ravens and blood and tears. Thinks that she's different when she joins a group of people who are exactly like her. Has a Myspace page thats all black and has a border of red butterflies or Invader Zim. Is usually upper middle class with no real reason to be sad and/or stupid.
A: Hey I heard that Emo Chick wants to be like Edgar Allan Poe!

B: Dead in a gutter?
A: I hope so!
by Internetted October 4, 2009
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emo poetry

the emo god
emos dont beleive in god
so we must say
thank emo poetry
Steph:I love you
Patrick:thank "emo poetry"
by Patrick M. and Steph M. September 27, 2006
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emo pube

It is really what you call someone when they only have one pube but is more comonly used as an insult
Dude I hate that guy, he is such an emo pube.
by dude_wheres_my_car November 7, 2004
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