van doink

A celebration after having had sexual intercourse with a member of the opposite sex (doink). 'Van' suggesting timeframe (post act) as well as the act of celebration.

"Yes! I just tapped that gash" Josh van doinked

by Dora Stewart April 28, 2008

Fatty Doidles

One who loves to indulge in vast quantities of food. They are often ridiculed and shamed by others for their loud footsteps, chaffing thighs, and overall obesity.

Bystander 1: "Hey look at that Fatty Doidles carrying all of those trays."

Bystander 2: "Hey Fatty! You are so fat I hate you!"

Bystander 3: "Oh yes he's a Fatty!"

Bystander 4: "RAAAHHHBLAARFATTYARRRGH"

by The Gold Standard February 17, 2009

ka-doink, boink

A word/sound you use after someone says something incredibly obvious. Like using the word "duh", only way better. May be followed by a swift slap to the back of the person's, who pointed this obvious statement out, head.
Or sometimes its acceptable to use a face palm.

EX: "Hey, your wearing a green shirt!"
"Uhh Ka-Doink, Boink. Genius."
*swift slap to head* (optional face palm)

by apple juice ginger June 9, 2011

Brick Doily

The toilet paper you lay over a poo in a toilet to help it flush away.

That crap wasn't going, so I had to give it a brick doily.

by Ambush_Bug June 12, 2012

Justin Doig

Sexy, funny, nice, cool, lots of friends and looks amazing with a pink hair band on his wrist.

person 1: hey you!

person 2: whats up hunny buns?

person 1: hahaha your such a Justin Doig!

person 2: why thank you.

by HookersAndMoreHooker October 17, 2012

hashu doin

An alternate, more casual way to say "How are you doing?" It was started by San Jose native Gabriel Lares, current OF/RHP of the West Valley Vikings.

*walks up to opposite sex to acquire their number*

"Hashu doin"

*opposite sex automatically gives up phone number*

by lolitsmagee October 1, 2014

dip doink

An airhead; someone with no brain who makes you want to scream and punch them in the face.

"Ugh, she is such a dip doink."

by RoseyPantalones June 14, 2015