cum cheese

marcus' breath. hardened cum. looks and smells like cheese. Jews dont get it, (no 4skin).

V.mate your breath smells like cum cheese

M. is it?

V. yeah

M. oh i had a cock in my mouth.

by jayjayjaym March 4, 2008

greek cheese

the name given to a semen-covered shit taken after anal intercourse.

"Just after I had buried my seed deep into Cecil's upper colon, he sqatted over my chest and squeezed out a big, nasty lump of greek cheese"

by neckface ovaryhead June 10, 2008

old cheese

Term used to greet a close friend who doesn't deserve the greeting old mate.

"What's happenin old cheese"

by Art Vandalay November 24, 2003

Chunk a Cheese's

Like Chuck E. Cheese's, but better.

Breylon: We are goin' to Chunk a Cheese's.
Casey: Sweet!
Breylon: It's like Chuck E. Cheese's, but better.
Casey: Yeah, I got it.
Breylon: Way better. It's practically a Dave and Buster's.
Casey: I feel like you're really building it up.
Breylon: Hey man, if you don't want to come you can just piss off.
Casey: Wow, real mature.
Breylon: I'm two years old.

by Cecil and Cam Newton December 15, 2010

Squirting Cheese

When someone is suffering from extreme diarrhoea
after eating too much Pizza.

Jimmy says "Hey, Delboy, where have you been?"
Delboy says "Oh mate, I've been squirting cheese for days"

by oust123456 July 3, 2007

Hard-Cheese

Cheese that has been left out too long and is at the stage where it is not moldy but hard and intolerable to eat.

This is Hard-Cheese! I am not going to eat this Hard-Cheese

by Feet-less June 25, 2020

cold cheese

When u process your own cum into cheese and freeze it

“Would you like cold cheese on your burger sir?”

by Chocotacoloco February 15, 2018