wet enchilada

when your dick is small and looks flacid

*send unsolicited dick pic*
your dick looks like a wet enchilada.

by nikki024 April 10, 2022

Wet Wonka

A variation of the wet Willy. When one has diarrhea and puts one's finger into it, then immediately inserts said finger into someone else's ear. After performing the Wet Wonka, one should comment that the other person "cant hear shit"

"I gave Stan such a Wet Wonka yesterday"

by PirateHookerx3 October 3, 2019

San Francisco wet wipe

When you take a messy shit but don’t have any wet wipes. So you jerk off into the toilet paper and wipe your ass

That shit was so messy I had to use a San Francisco wet wipe

by Damon184 June 11, 2025

Wet Wilkie

Like a wet willy, but when you shove your dick in someone's belly button.

Mary: I got a wet wilkie, it was terrorising rape.

by Unknown Dropouts October 27, 2011

wet peacock

1. When a gay/queer male tries vagina for the first time.

2. An undercover straight male. A straight male posing as gay.

Due to the pressures of solidarity or fear of being disowned by the LGBTQ community Jared is afraid to come out as straight. He is a wet peacock.

Jared is known to be gay, but had sex with Vanessa. It was his first time having heterosexual intercourse. He is a wet peacock.

by Serious Jorge September 3, 2019

Wet Houdini

When you nut but then you make it disappear

My girlfriend got mad cus I didn't pull out but then I pulled the wet houdini

by mike_hawk_hertz January 4, 2020

Wet Gobbler

When you eat a girls pussy+big ass from the back while she is super wet.

I gave Hannah a wet gobbler last night, she’s a wet one!

by Urban_di!ck7788 September 20, 2020