Ur mom

The largest object known to man.
Antonyms Include: The human brain

Ur mom is massive

by Commander Egg November 28, 2022

ur mom

a maternal insult that use used daily by everybody you know

ur mom is gay

by idk what to put here tbh November 13, 2022

ur mum

ur mum is a person who likes your dad. she also likes sleeping in a weekdays and being late for work. ur mum is someone you can count on to make a burnt omlet at midnight. ur mum likes going to partys celebrating kids birthday partys; and especially the random neighbor kids who lives next door which she likes more than you. she typically has a farting issue when shes at campfires.

kids friend: hey look its ur mum
kid: thats not my mum thats ur mum

by urmum12345 April 29, 2021

Ur

mom

Ur mom is:
MEGA GAY
MAAMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
DIDNT MEAN TO MAKE U CRY
IF IM NOT BACK AGAIN THIS TIME TOMORROW
CARRY ON
CARRY ON
AS IF NOTHING REALLY MATTERS
TOO LATE
MY TIME HAS COME...
*RETURNS TO MONKE*

by bob_duncan_lol March 17, 2021

ur sister a mister

The absolute killer of 'ur mom gay' 'ur dad lesbian' 'ur granny a tranny' and 'your grandpap a trap'.

Henry: Don't make do it.
Joe: Do it pussy.
Henry: Ur grandpap a trap.
Joe: Bitch please.
Joe: Ur sister a mister.
*Henry's body turns into dust*

by LoCaboose March 13, 2018

Ur mom

The person who birthed you

Ur mom so fat I missed 4 seasons of Simpsons

by D_ck-lover65 January 20, 2022

Ur niece i feast

An insult worse than "ur mom gay", "ur dad lesbian", "ur granny tranny", "ur brother ur mother", and "ur sister a mister" once this is said to the victim him and all others associated with him implode.

Justin: Ur mom gay

Logan: No u

Justin: ur granny tranny

Logan: aye man calm down

Justin: Fucc u nigga

Justin: Ur niece i feast

Logan: *implodes*

by Asahayta March 19, 2018