Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch

Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.

Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.

by Witch man August 28, 2022

Old school not it

instead of not it, you do NOT say "not it." The first one who says "not it" loses and has to do whatever.

Want to play old school not it?

by Cats.are.my.life July 18, 2016

five year olds

Pure energy

"Oh look. There's a group of five year olds. Run"

by Liv_River_Song December 4, 2020

old cloud

a heavy band formed in Ballard consisting of Rob Morrison (ex Tarantula Hawk) on bass and synth, Brad Mowen (Accüsed, ASVA, Burning Witch, Apes of Wrath) on battledrums, and Chad Lefler on bass and fuzzbass. Album soon.

trees, fog, hail, batholith, reservation cocktail
old cloud is coming and you're on his list!

by chadremains September 17, 2008

Rye Old Fashioned

When a noob uses rye whiskey as the basis of an old fashioned thereby turning into something other than an old fashioned.

Patron: Can I get a rye old fashioned?
Bartender: You can get the fuck out.

by Boioioing3773 January 29, 2025

old fish

a nasty ass old ladies twat, a vajj

Dang Ruth, you need to clean up that old fish.
Chuck you Farley, this is my money maker!

by Virtual Figure August 26, 2020

teach an old dog new tricks

when someone does something for a long time and its hard to teach them new abilities.

you cant teach an old dog new tricks, my uncle never learned how to use his cellphone.

by Andre the CRACKER DACKER November 18, 2016