doing my [taxes]

Having sex. Much more fun than actually doing one's taxes.

"Hey, what were you doing when I called you last night?"

"Oh, I was just doing my taxes."

by Joeyjoe19 September 24, 2008

Riding my shine

To take credit for someone else's work. To steal the work of someone else and present it as your own.

She is totally riding my shine; she did none of the work but presented the project as her own to our boss.

Credit, plagiarism, counterfeiting, falsification, stealing

by errcricket March 10, 2013

oh my godric

the wizarding world's equivalent to 'oh my god'

in direct reference to the founder of the Gryffindor house, Godric Gryffindor

oh my godric, hermione look at her butt

by kayaredbird February 12, 2014

submitting my package

Though used primarily in the academic and government setting to describe the process of assembling required documents and forms to apply for certain positions, this term was originally coined as a more euphemistic means to describe sexual congress.

"If time allows later this evening I'll be submitting my package to Jodie."

by JoeyJoJoJuniorShabidoo May 1, 2014

swallowing my children

When a girl eats/ drinks your cum

My girl was giving me head when I suddenly came in her mouth she swallowing my children

by Flyboy54 March 17, 2015

Cutting My Grass

To thin out the circle of people you associate yourself with and reveal the "snakes in the grass"

I've been cutting my grass recently since the money came to me

by sxttx September 5, 2015

skin of my teeth

Skin of my teeth (Hebrew: ע֣וֹר שִׁנָּֽי ‘ō-wr šin-nāy) is a phrase from the Bible. In Job 19:20, the King James Version of the Bible says, "My bone cleaveth to my skin and to my flesh, and I am escaped with the skin of my teeth." In the Geneva Bible, the phrase is rendered as "I haue escaped with the skinne of my tethe."1

In modern times, "by the skin of my teeth" is used to describe a situation from which one barely managed to escape.

copypasted from wikipedia.

That fire accident was so bad I got out only with the skin of my teeth.

by Andras Braten November 30, 2016