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Monkey Nuts

The previously unrecognized insanity of a friend, family member, coworker, or casual acquaintance. The condition of having hidden your mental dementia successfully for a considerable length of time but then are suddenly discovered to be tree swinging, shit flinging kookoo. Tragically failing to keep secret one's complete lack of sanity.
Yeah, I went to the shooting range with Sarah Palin, and damn if she didn't blast a Blue Jay for no damn good reason. That crazy ass bitch be Monkey Nuts!

Last week Sarah Palin came over to my house and before I knew what was happening she had pumped 6 rounds from her long barrel .357 magnum into my Barker Lounger. She said she saw a rabid possum, but it was my sweet little kitty cat, Fuzzles. Fuzzles is dead, and that that Monkey Nuts bitch murdered him.
by A Lovely Shart April 28, 2015
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squirrel nuts

Squirrel nuts means squirrel gonads.

Very furry.
Heck yes," said Sam with a smirk, "I buried my squirrel nuts inside Suzie Squirrel.
by scodder June 24, 2010
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Norris Nuts

A group of kids on Youtube that make Videos.
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They have almost reached 6m Subscibers even though they don't ask you to subscribe<3
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Their fandom is called #LEGENDS, and the norris nuts adore them like family! They have a signature move called "catch me knuckles" which they do at the end of a video or when meeting a legend!
Random: Are you a #LEGEND ?
Me: yes why?
Random: i love the norris nuts! Catch me knuckles <3
by måneskinsimp December 29, 2021
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Deez Nuts

A term from a funny vine featuring a prank call. Now a popular punchline to jokes. Usually ends with "HA GADEEM" (ha got him)
Did you hear that hot album by DEE
DEE? Whos DEE?
DEEZ NUTS ha GADEEM
by Cris P. Bacon January 3, 2016
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Throat Nut

The adam's apple of a tall skinny man. Resembles a testicle and is highly distracting when the man is talking.
In the unlikely event you can get past Stevie D's red hair, ginger features, and skeleton like frame, I guarantee you wont be able to excuse his throat nut. That thing jumps up and down like richard simmons on pee wee hermans cock.
by Zenfoolio April 23, 2010
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sup nuts

the common greating off two buddies
2 friends
2 testicles in the nut sack
What sup nuts?
Nuttin man, just hanging out
How about you?
Pretty good, I need a haircut
Cool cool, so tell me, what do you think about that dick next door ?

lol
by incognito090909 July 7, 2009
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doodoo nuts

(noun) balls clearly showing through too-tight athletic shorts.

also a derogatory nickname for an unathletic and/or uncoordinated teammate.
yo check out mcgriff's shorts. serious doodoo nuts.

yo o'dell - i mean doodoo nuts - get behind the net and run down the missed shots.
by do do do do doodoo nuts April 30, 2009
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