SIMP

Sam Bankman-Fried. CEO of FTX

Quit spending money on her bro, you're acting like a SIMP.

Hey, you can't keep buying her shit dude. You're the definition of a SIMP.

Man, you gave her 400 million? FOR WHAT? You are a SIMP.

by Squeaks’ Father January 26, 2023

simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often is a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold April 1, 2024

Simp

You like someone way too much and you would do anything just to date them

"Bro I really like Alyssa she's cute"
"Well would you give all your money to date her?
"Yes ofc"

"SIMP"

by Randomperson373727272 January 13, 2021

SIMP

A person usually male; who is desperate to please their girlfriend/ female friend. This can be seen in form of cuddling, doing tasks, long talks and or buying gifts.

cuddling his hoe instead of a bro “he’s a simp”

by yeeter789:) September 7, 2021

Simp

Emilie Dawn Jolley

She does everything for that girl. She’s such an Emilie Jolley.

Simp

by Sambam01 September 10, 2021

Barrito simp

Will wear any sweater you give them, does anything to impress or get you to like them.

Bro she looks like a barrito simp

by Loops6 March 10, 2022

simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often is a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold April 20, 2024