Your moms house

The best comeback to ever exist. Nothing will be Your moms house. NOTHING

Friend: what’s the weather
Me: Your moms house

by Howugay101 November 10, 2019

rich white mom

quotes all over the house, thinks they are different than the other moms, uses essential oils to cure everything, has school luches already packed and ready, will not vaccinate their kids. an overall white rich mom

your mom is a rich white mom

by cindy lou hii November 16, 2019

Your mom gay

A witty comeback with such magnitude that when applied to some unsuspecting noob they can do nothing except melt or disintegrate like the Nazis at the end if Indiana Jones.
Can occasionally be countered by a veciforous "no u."

Craig: yo bitch youre a stupid idiot.

Kevin: hey man that's not cool
Craig: no seriously bitch you can't even do math
Kevin: oh yea, well... YOUR MOM GAY!!!!
Craig: NO UUUUU!!!!!
Kevin: hdjeofjsvsifeknendkrkfndbsksnfn

Alternate universe:

Craig: yo bitch youre a stupid idiot.

Kevin: hey man that's not cool
Craig: no seriously bitch you can't even do math
Kevin: oh yea, well... YOUR MOM GAY!!!!
Craig: beiaofjrbskdbjdksksbuebsmsh

by Thotslayer911 May 8, 2018

ur mom noob

The worst insult possible. It might be the worst thing that could happen to you.

Jimmy: Ur fat
Joseph: Ur mom noob.
Jimmy: I wanna die

by roguelineage42059 August 28, 2020

your mom sus

your mom is sus af
She is an imposter

Him:"Your mom sus"
Me:cries
Me:"GO SUCK YOUR MOMS ASS"

by someone who is not sus November 5, 2021

your mom gay

this is how to completly destroy anyone.

Guy 69420: hi

Guy 2: your mom gay
Guy 69420: (gets deleted from existince)

by how many pseudonyms are there November 18, 2021

my moms a lesbian

What happens when you have 300% more mom than you do dad? You get a fucked up childhood. Children with more than two moms tend to hate "your mom" jokes, and the questions that follow them, like "which one?" Lesbians, as we all know, are sex crazy mother fuckers. Imagine having to live with that. And you know when your one mom is on her period, and she's a raging bitch? Imagine having to deal with that twice a month.

Ben: hey Logan, your mom is a lesbian. Ha.
Logan: My moms a lesbian. But At least i have a mom you choch.
Ben:... Can i have one?
Logan: For 10.99 a month, she's yours.
Ben: Any price is worth the gift of motherhood

by ChompyBlancaExoticButtChochMan December 12, 2016