carbomb in my pants

When you scream ALLAHUAKBAR and you jizz a lot in your pants

What's that stain on your pants? I made a carbomb in my pants

by FaZe Allah December 19, 2016

Propose my girl

The guy wants to say ,

All I wanted was someone
To care 4 me

All I wanted was someone

Who'd be there 4 me

All I ever wanted was
Someone who'd be true

All I ever wanted was

someone like u.

Hey stupid bot propose my girl.

by Pkgadmob November 7, 2017

Rate My Professors

A website that college students use when choosing their classes to avoid having professors that are really difficult or challenging. Rate My Professors is your go-to site if you don't want to write a term paper or need more interactivity.

Kyle: I was originally going to take College Algebra with Dr. Platte, but turned to a different professor. after seeing his reviews on Rate My Professors.
Chris: Yeah. I heard he's lecture heavy and grades harshly.

by The Real Driller January 15, 2020

glaze my buns

To glaze someone's buns is to pull your penis out of the anus or vagina before you cum and then ejaculate on their buttcheeks.

Ex 1: I can't wait to glaze Dia's buns tonight
Ex 2: I'm so into Robbie, I want him to glaze my buns
Ex:

by Magiclgrl August 8, 2017

you my rock

My baby, my ride or die, my female

Damn girl you my rock

by TeamK9 April 22, 2018

My Little Knifey

My Little Knifey is the best and it’s used to kill tiny ants

-by Yi

Bobby: Dude what’s My Little Knifey?
Timmy: Bro it’s used to kill ants

by Yi November 21, 2018

respect my 20

When someone says some stupid shit and you need to set them straight.

When you try making convo but boss man wont speak to you till you respect his 20

Tayyab:'hi what country are you from?'
'Bossman: ' respect my 20'

*buys shirt*

Bossman: 'Ghana' :)

by mephistophelese January 7, 2018