Michael

This is a guy that is way to loud for his dick size. Like this guy is constantly singing and being so obnoxious when his dick is the size of a grain of rice. He also pretends he's a redneck who rides around with the queen of England in his back seat. Lastly, this guy is supper gay

Michael is kinda weird bro. I mean he soooooo loud and has a tiny dick.

by Weebyblazeit February 4, 2022

Michael Copper

That... I'm probably going to buy that.

Hym "Yeah I am probably going to buy that Michael Copper Black Eye Club comic. I am really easy to sell shit to!"

by Hym Iam November 21, 2025

Michael

A very hot man. Ladies always follow him around. Also a great leader and very kind.

Every girl in my grade likes him hes such a Michael

by Dino696969420 June 17, 2022

Michael Cannon

Soft drink that is half regular cola and half diet cola, preferably Coca Cola brand.

I’ll have a Michael Cannon with ice, please?

by Acarusoruth January 17, 2024

Shitty Coin Michael Jackson

When you put a coin up your asshole and run around screaming “HEE HEE”

“Bro, did you see Tom at the party last night!?”

“Yeah, he had too much to drink and started doing the Shitty Coin Michael Jackson..”

by PhantomCummer April 9, 2024

Reverse Michael Jackson

verb. For anything to go from a lighter shade of colour to a darker one.

guy1: "Hey, did he get darker since we saw him?
guy2: "Yeah, he must've pulled a reverse Michael Jackson"

by Silhouyata February 1, 2020

Michael Chen simp

Someone who simps. And I mean simps for Michael Chen 100%.
They love McPlayGt with all their heart.

Person 1: Yoooo have you seen McPlayGt’s recent tiktok?
Person 2: No, but are you a Michael Chen Simp?

Person 1: hahah, how did you know?

by suka<3 January 19, 2021