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LaPorte Middle School

a middle school (hell) in northern indiana (LaPorte County)

people usually refer to this place as kesling even though that's only for 5th and 6th graders.

racists, hicks, wannabe gangsters, people with a body count of 80, homophobes, trump lovers, andrew tate stans, rude people, pick mes, nic fiends, and more live here.

La Porte is french for "the door" which must mean "the door to hell" when it comes to the schools in the town.

the teachers are either extremely strict or WAY too lax.

if you think the cliques at your school are bad, it's way worse here.

if you walk into the bathroom at the right time, you will witness someone vaping or someone getting railed in a stall.

the counselors are nice. the principals at both the middle school and high school though? YIIIIIKES. they worry about the wrong stuff. they legit think people are telling others to *hurt* themselves but that's not the case. kids are getting harassed and bullied. kids are getting into fights. there is so much going on.

there's so much more going on but this school makes me wanna die and others as well. it's a horrible school.

have this school be your (almost) last choice besides michigan city.

you are better going off to westville or valpo or something.
Person 1: "So, how's LaPorte Middle School? Is it a good place?"
Person 2: "Absolutely not, never come here. It's actual hell."
by deviousmclick January 3, 2023
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Twin lakes academy middle school

Worst school ever everyone there is gay and fake periodt
Hey did u hear of twin lakes u mean twin fake twin lakes is so fake so it now twin fake twin lakes academy middle school
by Ceocool January 6, 2019
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Miami Springs Middle School

A school where there's a lot of drug addicts, wannabe gangsters, annoying nerdy kids, and RHLM fanatics, the school with the best fights, riots, and snacks being sold, vapes, weed, etc. when you join this school, you automatically become an RHLM fan or a wannabe gangster.
Jacob: Yo you heard David joined Miami Springs Middle School
Christopher: Yeah man, he is such a crackhead RHLM fan now.
by thpseudonym July 8, 2023
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Hull middle school

a stupid ass school where fat hoes and bum ass gay Indian kids go to preach there shit to gahndi but then we have those dog eaters who get high test scores and then the fuvking high school has a 3.7 rating so fuck
hell middle school is shit
Hull middle school is gay
by ok u hull July 21, 2019
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Ridley Middle School

The food is terrible. At least a fight a week. Walk into the boys bathroom at any time of the day there's will be someone smoking. Piss on the floors of the boys bathroom. But hot bitches. Nice lunch ladies. And school whores.
Ridley Middle School is hell and heaven combined
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lakota middle school

The best school in fwps usually everyone is cool with eachother, you might get called a kimora if your extra and nobody likes you but overall everyone is very friendly
Kimora: ima jump nae

Everyone: the one at Lakota Middle School? Oh no why cause your gonna get beat up? Wussyy
by Thatmfshayla July 3, 2022
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meadowlark middle school

this school (or as the students call it hell) is full of wannabe vsco girls and preppy dudes who are named either dylan or chad.. this school has the most crackhead teachers there is and the principal puts the DICK in dickinson (his last name)
ew a vsco girl, she must go to meadowlark middle school.
by your local crack hoe September 15, 2019
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