ass jack

1.) A female most often a mother that spends their life dragging another female down to keep her from accomplishing everything she couldn't

2.) A completely useless tool

1.) I can't believe her mother is such a ass jack, She ruined that girls life before she had a chance
2.) She serves about as much purpose as an ass jack

by Bigmike13 May 10, 2022

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Jack Swan

A Sid from toy story looking head ass, low key kinda hot though, not really the sharpest tool in the shed, but is a good reliable friend.

1: Yo man, are you friends with jack swan

2: No dude he looks like Sid from toy story

3: I am, he is kinda cool

by Toebourton May 12, 2022

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A name often assigned too hot young bucks, who in later life develop into mature stud muffins.

They often have a tendency to be drawn towards cars, in sexual way. To the point at which they would rather take their car for a good hard long ride, over letting their significant other ride the hell out of them.

Good natured and reliable you can always count of a Jack Drabble when in need.

"Hey Jack, What you drabbling ?"

"Not much just taking my ride for a dribble drabble around the block"

"No Worries Jack Drabble, I'm gonna go zeek it up for a bit"

by Lemon Cake Goat November 7, 2022

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