teddy bear

a cute bear BUT when you sleep it moves AND WILL TRY TO KILL YOU.

the fucking teddy bear MOVED

by uDONTneedTOknowME66 March 8, 2018

baby bear

When something is “just right”.

Baby bear is when you feel joy. Baby bear is when it is as good as it gets.

Daddy Bear’s was too hot, Mama Bear’s was too cold, but Baby Bear’s was just right.

That coffee was baby bear.

by M. Henderson July 5, 2021

Josie Bear

Someone who likes fingers but who also enjoys the company of her teddy bear. Spends most of her time making herbs in the garden or reading one of the 50 shades series.

That girl Josie Bear is the bestest thing everrrr....

by Bronze Boy May 29, 2020

Annie Bear

What ash calls a friend of his. He is the wannabee boyfriend of Annie Bear, AKA Anne frank

Funhater x Annie Bear XOXO

by Goomba420 March 28, 2023

nathy bear

Gets so many women. His massive 13 inch cock destroys buildings and all the men's insides.

"Hello Nathy Bear"
"OH FUCK! I'M CUMMING"

by FrozenShadow January 3, 2023

pooh bear

(verb) as a man, to be dressed in only a t-shirt, thus exposing the male genitalia and buttocks, for a period of time beyond what is acceptable or necessary.

(while getting dressed) Man: “did you see my boxers and jeans? They were laying right by this t-shirt last night.”

Spouse: “Yes, I put them in with the rest of the laundry. They are hanging in the washroom. Would you like me to grab them for you?”
Man: “No, I’ll just pooh bear down there and get them myself.”
Spouse: “That is extremely unnecessary—please let me get them for you.”

by ApiecaCheese April 21, 2024

polar bear head

The act of receiving head from someone with cold hands who uses lots of teeth.

My wife gives polar bear head, but at least I get some.

by Donotpickyournose February 22, 2014