Asher’s Hair

A very hairy figure, usually hiding in the shadows. Do not cross him, as you will get lost in his forest of hair.

-Don’t stay up late or you might get stuck in Asher’s Hair!
I don’t believe that Asher’s Hair is that frightening, although I haven’t checked.

by Well he is also gay April 8, 2024

National kiss a purple hair girl

You kiss a purple hair girl on a Thursday

Smooch smooch on national kiss a purple hair girl

by savethedinos April 20, 2024

Arkansas hair straightener

The act of jizzing in a woman's hair and putting her hair in your ass. After, clench your cheeks and pull the hair through, in order to straighten it.

Yesterday Aidan and I did the Arkansas hair straightener and it worked like a charm. My hair has never been more straight.

by Mr. Sumo88 April 25, 2024

Facial hair survivor

Someone who can't grow facial hair.

Dave has that facial hair survivor type of baby face.

by User unfriendly May 2, 2024

Bacon hair

Cringe ahh hair in Roblox

Your hair sucks bc its Bacon hair

by GudBoy7584 May 4, 2024

Jeep hair

Driving a jeep with windows top or doors off results in all occupants having crazy hair or jeep hair

Person 1: hey you see that guy over there.
Person 2: yea hes got jeep hair.

by Ninja doge May 24, 2024

Hair Coach

Treats you like family, a friend but also like a personal trainer, helps you stay consistent, tracks the progress of your treatment.

I love how my hair coach follows up with me regularly!

by Hairgod:p November 25, 2021