a game where you hit other people with books in the face and if you get hit you lose and the other person whens
Max: *comes up to a stranger*
Also Max: *hits with a book*
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Max: yay I won facebook
Also Max: *hits with a book*
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Max: yay I won facebook
by nft stealer December 7, 2021
Get the facebookmug. Someone who in Facebook comments will scream about how much that cute little puppy or guinea pig is getting abused when in realty they're fine. They will criticize the pets diet, habitat, and interactions based on one video. Facebook vets love to jump to conclusions and cry animal abuse whenever possible.
Wow that facebook vet thinks they know SO much about animals and what is good and bad for them. They should totally judge the owner based on one video.
by t3chn0bab3 March 16, 2019
Get the facebook vetmug. The Zuck’s empire, Facebook is a social media website similar to stuff like twitter and instagram where you can post random updates about life, or join groups and do similar stuff there. Weirdly popular among mums and older people, causing the horrible minion plague to emerge, inevitably leading to the creation of the ‘Facebook mum’ term to fit the archetype of older people, usually women, who use Facebook and enjoy bad memes with minions slapped on them.
“I use Facebook, do you have a Facebook account?”
“Nah, sorry man. I only use Insta.”
“Oh. Guess I’ll go make minion memes then. Alone.” cue sad ant with bindle pose
“Nah, sorry man. I only use Insta.”
“Oh. Guess I’ll go make minion memes then. Alone.” cue sad ant with bindle pose
by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024
Get the Facebookmug. by yeyeyeye john November 20, 2020
Get the Facebookmug. John got tired of all the shitty content in his feed so he performed a Facebook Apocalypse last night
by sociallittleman June 5, 2018
Get the Facebook Apocalypsemug. by Thebestinaworldatlerntofly2 June 8, 2023
Get the Facebookmug. Sending a friend request so they see who the slam is from, then immediately blocking them. When they click to accept OR click on the profile of the sender, it sends you to the FU screen that facebook puts up when you're blocked. The message says:
"Sorry, this content isn't available right now
The link you followed may have expired, or the page may only be visible to an audience you're not in."
This is a rather personal way to be a gigantic steaming piece of shit.
"Sorry, this content isn't available right now
The link you followed may have expired, or the page may only be visible to an audience you're not in."
This is a rather personal way to be a gigantic steaming piece of shit.
"I facebook slammed my exe's friends, who I never spoke to on facebook anyway, but I want to showcase what an asshole I am, so I sent them friend requests then immediately blocked them."
by Leaving Commiefornia December 15, 2016
Get the Facebook Slammug.