Death slap

A death slap is were you catch someone unexpectedly and slap them so hard in the ear and side of the head it kills them of fucks them up permanently.

So this dude sucked me off and stole my wallet so I snuck up on him in the gay bar and death slapped him. He’s now def with no equilibrium.

by Getf***ed420 October 26, 2019

Death Tears

When you start to cry, and the tears become so abundant that the tears become acid, like acid rain, and they start to burn your face, and then they eventually burn your face off, and you die.

Tonya - Ms. Patty!, why is this funeral a closed casket, and not an open casket
Patty - Tonya, I thought we already told you, Simon had death tears and, they couldn't repair his face.

by Nickell_Pickell May 18, 2016

rockstar's death

When you drink too much and black out and throw up while you're laying on your back and choke on your puke and die.

YOU: My friend died the rockstar's death this weekend.
PERSON: How honorable.

by 6969bootyeater6969 May 29, 2018

wolf pack kiss of death

when you do the wolf pack hand gesture and stick your hand in the oppenent's mouth.

Marco was so happy to see Pete that he gave him and Zaman the wolf pack kiss of death.

by mpc6q7 September 28, 2013

Mad Death

A feeling of anger after a event or many which you learn has had a controversial effect on you're age, decision making or other feelings. Including, Image and Imagination.

A mad death, hurts the worse.

I was in a frenzy derived from the contrite of one's mad death.

by MuckGregor July 23, 2018

Stream of Death

(noun) the instance in which a pooper is engaging in defecation and begins to urinate, but the stream of urination enters the crevice between the toilet seat and the toilet base, thus causing urine to soak the bathroom floor and back of the pooper's pants

Jake: Brian! What the fuck, man! Why's there piss all over the fucking bathroom floor?!
Brian: Sorry, bro, that's my bad. I was playing COC and I got the Stream of Death. Next thing I knew there was piss everywhere.
Jake: Aw man, sorry to hear. I understand the struggle.
Brian: Thanks for your understanding.
Jake:
Brian:
Jake: I love you.
Brian: Kiss me.

by kyle0326 April 7, 2020

Fingering the Death Star

When someone with an open wound on their fingers, fingers another person with AIDS in the butthole who's bleeding from the ass.

Did you hear about Steve? Crazy, he was FINGERING THE DEATH STAR and just found out he's got the HIVy.

by SanjeCollins March 5, 2018