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Dead and Gone

Kicked out of a party and forgotten forever by your friends, and family.
Cody was Dead and Gone drunk for the past 80 years since that bash.
by anonymous November 25, 2023
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future dead man

An old man, born before 1960, who is therefore old enough to be GUARANTEED to be dead in the future.

Old lady born before 1960 = future dead lady

Old people born before 1960 = future dead people

Old man / lady / person born before 1960 who look to be in decrepit condition and use a medical device typically used by frail and decrepit people (HoverRound wheelchair if morbidly obese, walker, oxygen concentrator or tank with cannula, etc.) = NEAR-future dead man / lady / person

Younger person born in 1960 or later = future immortal (because we're more likely to live long enough to benefit from the discoveries of cures for all aging-related diseases including the aging process itself.)
I was born in 1985 so I'm a future immortal.

That future dead man who appeared to be born in 1948 wearing a Hawaiian shirt told me that turn from the southbound lanes to park by the northbound lanes was illegal. Seems Boomers who are future dead people born before 1960 are of the generation who cares enough to warn strangers of how the stuff they do is illegal while younger generations won't say much about it.
by EgaoNoGenki October 13, 2025
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Dead Pole

The Second pole in a two pole structure, or the third pole in a three pole structure. Also can be referred to as the "back pole" or "second pole"
Not to be confused with "Trailing Pole" which is a cousin to a trolling pole, used in deep sea fishing.
We need to move the dead pole to the other side.
by HoY_2 December 6, 2023
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Deading

Jamaican term for laughing very hard at a joke, such as dying with laughter dwl.
Lawd dat joke lef mi deading.
by RameshDar December 11, 2016
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Quartering A Dead Horse

Jeremy's Bud Light statements was just Quartering A Dead Horse.
by pornstitute August 7, 2024
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dead as a dildo

Of course it's dead. If it was alive it would be a dick.
He's dead as a dildo
by unskinny-bob October 21, 2022
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dead people

Is a reference to the people depicted on American currency, whether the Presidents, Benjamin Franklin, or more recently, Harriet Tubman.
all my pokets full of dead people
by frap October 26, 2018
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