Doink

A 12mm tipped paper rolled eighth of ground flower, consumed as a connoisseur.

Also known as a Thoink if there is more flower length or girth.

Also known as a Boink if it’s in a 10mm or 12mm tip but in the less than 3.5 gram category.

Hold that doink pointed down.

by TiCUFF January 21, 2026

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Sinister Doily

Some one who is being rude, unattractive or obnoxious.

"Wow, did you see that guy wearing pajamas at the mall?"
"Yeah, what a sinister doily."

by Nicolioli July 13, 2007

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van doink

A celebration after having had sexual intercourse with a member of the opposite sex (doink). 'Van' suggesting timeframe (post act) as well as the act of celebration.

"Yes! I just tapped that gash" Josh van doinked

by Dora Stewart April 28, 2008

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Fatty Doidles

One who loves to indulge in vast quantities of food. They are often ridiculed and shamed by others for their loud footsteps, chaffing thighs, and overall obesity.

Bystander 1: "Hey look at that Fatty Doidles carrying all of those trays."

Bystander 2: "Hey Fatty! You are so fat I hate you!"

Bystander 3: "Oh yes he's a Fatty!"

Bystander 4: "RAAAHHHBLAARFATTYARRRGH"

by The Gold Standard February 17, 2009

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ka-doink, boink

A word/sound you use after someone says something incredibly obvious. Like using the word "duh", only way better. May be followed by a swift slap to the back of the person's, who pointed this obvious statement out, head.
Or sometimes its acceptable to use a face palm.

EX: "Hey, your wearing a green shirt!"
"Uhh Ka-Doink, Boink. Genius."
*swift slap to head* (optional face palm)

by apple juice ginger June 9, 2011

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