by bruhihateu October 2, 2020
Get the bungee cum mug.A microscopic species of bees known to harvest cum in the developing testes of humans and thereby cause their descent from the abdomen (i.e., the reason your balls drop).
"The doctors had to surgically move the undescended testes to the scrotum after an intravenous swarm of cum bees failed to yield results."
Usage note: Not to be confused with Cumby's:
"Man, I really need some cum bees"
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"No... I mean my balls never dropped."
"What?"
"Nothing, let's go to Cumby's"
Usage note: Not to be confused with Cumby's:
"Man, I really need some cum bees"
"Yeah, me too. Let's go. They have a new Spongebob Squarepants slushie flavor that I really wanted to try."
"No... I mean my balls never dropped."
"What?"
"Nothing, let's go to Cumby's"
by Joseph Garboyle April 29, 2012
Get the cum bees mug.People like shane the shit stain are cum guzzlers
he or she enjoy the thick salty taste of semen/ sperm
enjoying both male and females
he or she enjoy the thick salty taste of semen/ sperm
enjoying both male and females
by Channxo July 17, 2011
Get the Cum Guzzler mug.The act of blasting yourself in the chin with a powerful load and knocking your head back. Usually occurs while stoned. Very embarrassing and usually results in an itchy chin all night, no matter how thoroughly you wash.
Shaun "Dude, I was getting a handjob from some chick last night while i was stoned and i gave myself an upper cum!"
Spencer "Shut up."
Spencer "Shut up."
by notSkelly July 3, 2011
Get the Upper cum mug.Cum that has dripped or flown from the penis during
ejaculation on to the bed sheets or comforter that you
are about to lay down in causing a wet spot you are trying to avoid
ejaculation on to the bed sheets or comforter that you
are about to lay down in causing a wet spot you are trying to avoid
by Sprout No7 October 30, 2011
Get the Cum Covers mug.The feeling that a man gets when he realizes he's never cum so many times in one evening. It is composed of part pride and part disbelief in performance, with a large dose of wishful thinking for the future.
Being he wasn't used to cuming more then once or twice during a tryst, by the fifth time he was in quite a cum stupor!
by Tarzan's Jane September 9, 2011
Get the cum stupor mug.When you dress up ass a kitty with a chocker on and get loaded with cum by 6 BBC's and them drain it in a bowl and drink it like water.
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