Quality Bum

A person who subsists at, or just above, the federally defined poverty line while receiving public assistance and/or disability benefits: Richer than most homeless people, but poorer than most people who have jobs. A quality bum might or might not be homeless. A hillbilly who lives in a trailer and gets a government check sufficient to buy groceries, cigarettes, and liquor is an example of a quality bum.

America used to be a great place to be a quality bum in.

Quality Bum by Jenab6 February 3, 2024

Dryce bum

When you go on a bender drinking moose head dry ice beer and have the most horrific hot wet shits the next day from all the dry ice you consumed.

Donnie has got a heavy case of dryce bum from last night and he’s really paying for it today with his squealed up underwear and lava pouring out of his keister.

Dryce bum by Buttered Sausage February 22, 2024

Squeaky Bum Time 

When SHTF and you have to remain calm while screaming instead

I had my first ever cardiac arrest patient the other day. Was definitely squeaky bum time

Squeaky Bum Time by Tetra01 December 21, 2023

Bender bum 

Bender(ing) or binging for days sometimes months consisting of puke, alcohol breath and cigarettes

“Holy f**k bro that was a wicked binge I just smell like rank bender bum

Bender bum by Saskatchewanner🐕 May 22, 2024

Crum Bum

Someone late to the market who's wants buy your bitcoin crum's in the begining of a bull run. Legacy finance professionals, gold bugs, anyone who called Bitcoin rat poison. Friends, or colleuges, who laughed at you years ago buying but now want buy some them selfs.

Ya those guys at Black Rock are real Crum Bums

Crum Bum by Hodl Master June 6, 2024

Chutney bum

When you haven't quite soiled yourself, but everytime you walk, you feel as though someone has spread chutney lightly on the inner garments of your underwear.

(Not to be confused with bum chutney.)

*Farts* "Uh oh"
Friend: "have you just farted and followed through?"
Victim: It might not be that severe. I think I've just got "chutney bum."

Chutney bum by Nagasaki Jones July 13, 2024

The Bum Boys Are Screaming 

Used to describe activity observed either in or around a known or suspected faggotorium.

"What's going on?"

"It looks as though the bum boys are screaming at Nudgee College tonight."

The Bum Boys Are Screaming by RTM 1963 July 28, 2024