peanut butter jelly time

A moment when you have the urge to dance to the song "Peanut Butter Jelly Time."

Its Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!!

by Lizzer June 7, 2007

Peanut Butter Dick (PBD)

someone who’s so fucking lonely, pathetic, stupid that they use peanut butter to jerk their micro penis.

“Ugh... Bentley’s complaining about his samsung again. What a peanut butter dick (pbd).”

by lil’ phaggot December 3, 2018

Red Velvet Butter cream

The opposite of Butter loaf. how nice a womans ass/vagina is.
all ass is considered Cake.

megan fox has RED VELVET Butter CREAM

by laxx December 4, 2010

I'll butter your waffle

to give someone a hug.

I'll butter your waffle, John.
i.e. I'd give you a hug, John.

by Cherylyn April 26, 2007

peanut butter pirate plunder

A derivation of the peanut butter pirate in which the first mate pillages the anus of the second mate for the booty bounty rather than his own. Requires extrordinarly skill as the element of surprise is lost (usually) and the potential 'pirate' is aware that something is amiss.

I tried to pull off the peanut butter pirate plunder last night with my girl, but she guessed what I was doing and covered both of her eyes... I had to settle for giving her a dirty sanches.

by David Sabo October 3, 2006

peanut butter and jelly sandwich

apply peanut butter to your penis and put jelly on a girl's pussy then proceed to have sex

me and this chick made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich last night

by eaknasty February 21, 2009

Vanilla creamy butter cheese

When a white woman experiances a yeast infection, the discharge that is excreted from the infected area.

Charles: Excuse me, miss? I find you quite exquisite...would you mind copulating with me on this, such a fine eave?

Donna: Shit boy! You's fine..but my cracks strait squirtin' vanilla creamy butter cheese, nigga!

by Ned Flanders Blalock Ray April 14, 2008