...and then I ate the bowl

Used to take an already impressive story or anecdote and crank it up to 11. Appended to the end of said tale as a means of making it even more unbelievable. Derived from one of the greatest Tim Horton's menu items of all time, the Bread Bowl, and its associated ad campaign, which involved a bystander overhearing that Tim Horton's chili or soup was so good, the orator subsequently eats the bowl it came in; the bystander of course not knowing the bowl itself was made of bread.

Guy A: "So what did you get up to last night?"

Guy B: "Dude! It was insane. I pounded back a 40 to myself, smoked a joint the size of a jiffy marker, puked, fell in the pool, and ended up sleeping with my buddy's mom."

Guy A: "Wow, that's the craziest shit I've ever hear..."

Guy B: "...and then I ate the bowl."

Guy A: "Fuck, do you have a church I can join?"

by Thousand March 30, 2009

I <3 u

a mathematically incorrect term, as you cannot have inequalities containing imaginary numbers.

sue: i <3 u
bob: i don't understand.
sue: what do you mean?
bob: you can't have an inequality with imaginary numbers "i <3 u" is impossible and makes no sense.
<sue has disconnected>

by yartsu February 26, 2011

i mean DANG!

a phrase used after a sentence or question to emphasize the importance of the lesson, seriousness of the situation or the stupidity of the one being spoken to. a modern day version of the southern term "bless your heart"

1.) jr: "daddy, i can had some of that cake right there?"

raykwon: "boy you bedda learn to buy yo own cake. i mean DANG!"

2.) jen: "aye shawty, i can hold that pen you got right dell?"

raykwon: "man, you bedda get own outta hurh! use your own powntsull. i mean DANG!"

3.) lady at the checkout: "that will be $8.70"

raykwon: "man, you dun charged me twice. don't make me git my blade out...i mean DANG!"

by raykwon diante octavious smith December 1, 2009

I Love The Fishes

A Nasty video where two asian girls put fish into one of the girls butt holes and then the other girl licks her ass and then they explode the fish out of her ass.....NASTY!!!!!!!!!!

I Love The Fishes is animal cruelty

by Heidi-Fan May 13, 2010

I don't know

what student's always say when they don't study

Teacher: Billy, what do students always say when they don't study?
Billy: I don't know
Teacher: That's right!!!

by maureen lewis April 21, 2004

I will bury you

This comes from Nikita Khrushchev telling Kennedy (and the US) "We will bury you"

A threat.

Connor, enraged by Wendy's infidelty, warned "I will bury you."

by Britton Keene December 28, 2005

i require nutrients

I require nutrients is a hilarious image on the internet depicting a black woman with semen all over her entire head, with a monstrous look on her face. The reason that this is such a funny image is because of the caption reading "i require nutrients," which compliments the savage look on her face.

FriendA- Dude, did you see I require nutrients?
FriendB- Yah, it produced many lulz.

by Cheeowr September 2, 2009